1915FalstaffOne reelComedy

That Poor Damp Cow

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The story

“Professor Leander, well-known character in his small city, is an inveterate curio collector. He keeps his treasures in a vault under one of his rooms. The papers announce that Leander has fallen heir to a gem of great price, which he is expecting daily from the West. When the ‘gem’ actually arrives it turns out to be a prize cow. The professor is overcome with disappointment. He tries his best to rid himself of the animal, but in vain, and hoping to drown his sorrows, he takes several drinks. The cow, meanwhile, has been tethered to the front porch. A storm comes up. The professor, his disposition more mellow now, brings ‘the poor, damp cow’ in out of the rain. While he sleeps on the couch and the cow browses around the handsomely furnished room, two gentlemen burglars, Murillo and Don Claudio, enter the house and sneak into the treasure vault. Suddenly, the door in the floor of the room above is slammed on them. They struggle in vain to open it. The fact is, the cow has stumbled against the door, jarring it. She settles herself for a comfortable snooze on top. The snoring of his new treasure and the frenzied efforts of the men below, rouse the professor. He summons the police. A reward of $5,000 is out for each of the thieves. So the cow proves a valuable investment for Leander after all.”

Summary from Reel Life · 21 August 1915

What the papers said

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“Riley Chamberlin, whose quiet, effective comedy work is followed by many admirers, is assisted in this number by a handsome cow. So valuable is the beast that he keeps it in the house, and the cow gratefully aids him in capturing two thieves. A pleasing number.”

The Moving Picture World · 4 September 1915

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Cast and crew

Cast
Charles Emerson as Don Claudio, another burglar
Lawrence Swinburne as policeman
Leo Post as Murillo, a gentleman burglar
N.S. Woods as Nick, his servant
Riley Chamberlin as Professor Leander

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Bowers’ notes

An “S. Swinburne” is mentioned as a cast member in Reel Life, August 21, 1915. It is presumed that Lawrence Swinburne was intended.

From Volume II: Filmography of Q. David Bowers’ Thanhouser Films: An Encyclopedia and History, reproduced with permission and unchanged. Read the history of 1915 →

Cite as: Bowers, Q. David. Thanhouser Films: An Encyclopedia and History, “That Poor Damp Cow”. thanhouser.org/films/that-poor-damp-cow/

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