The story
“The greengrocer hated the smiling sailor because he wished that the smiling sailor’s wife was a widow so he could marry her. So when the grocer was tempted by a wicked anarchist he yielded to temptation. The anarchist had an oversupply of bombs and he suggested that a few tons of them be hidden about on the smiling sailor’s ship. The greengrocer speculated in bombs and the anarchist’s friends placed many scores of them on the vessel without any interruption. A few hours later the anarchist was arrested, and told of what had happened to the ship. The sailor’s wife naturally believed she was a widow. The greengrocer would have been very happy had it not been for the fact that everywhere he went he saw the spirit of the smiling sailor. He found, however, that by utilizing other strong spirits he could banish the smiling sailor’s spirit, and at last the marriage day was arranged. On that morning the greengrocer was waiting in the widow’s parlor when he saw the spirit, for this time it was not in water; in fact, it walked in by the front door and asked him what he wanted there. A few moments after the secret was revealed, for the ‘widow’ came in, not in her bridal gown, but in her ordinary house dress. He told her that the voyage had been extremely prosperous. The wife smilingly said: ‘My dear, this man has called to try to sell some groceries, but I’m afraid he has been drinking, and I wish you would put him out.’ The sailor gallantly did as requested.”
Summary from Reel Life · 15 April 1916



